Funny Jokes of the day

Categories: Jok of the Day

21. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

22. The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is…

Wait, where are we again?

23. I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

But if anything, it made him more sluggish.

24. What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

25. How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

26. What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

27. You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

28. How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?

Ten tickles

29. Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

30. My teachers told me I’d never amount to much since I procrastinate so much.

I told them, “Just you wait!”

31. Why were they called the “dark ages?”

Because there were a lot of knights.

32. What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel.

33. Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

They don’t have the right koala-fications.

34. You: What cartoon mouse walks on two feet?

Them: Mickey Mouse

You: What duck walks on two feet?

Them: Donald Duck

You: No, all ducks do!

35. Want to hear a joke about a roof?

The first one’s on the house.

36. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

You probably think it’s “R” but it be the “C”.

37. How much teddy bears never want to eat anything?

Because they’re always stuffed.

38. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

39. Where should you go in the room if you’re feeling cold?

The corner—they’re usually 90 degrees.

40. I can never take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.